Priority
Brad OFarrell: speaking of which
Brad OFarrell: I'm going to go watch some personal assistants on xtube
Brad OFarrell: later
Tom: catch
Brad OFarrell: http://manbabies.com/images/155.jpg
Tom: christ
Tom: why do you go to this site
Tom: /rhetorical
Tom: do not answer
Brad OFarrell: no
Brad OFarrell: you do
Brad OFarrell: it's BECAUSE
Brad OFarrell: I use RSS
Brad OFarrell: I would never 'go to that site'
Tom: ah
Tom: ok
Tom: well
Brad OFarrell: but it's in my RSS reader
Brad OFarrell: AND
Tom: you're like
Brad OFarrell: it's meant to be RSSed
Brad OFarrell: and its' funnier via RSS
Brad OFarrell: because each one has a funny title
Brad OFarrell: that one's was
Brad OFarrell: "Chillin like villians"
Tom: "ok tom I'm going to masturbate now"
[small delay]
"look, men and babies headswap"
Brad OFarrell: haha
Tom: there are three scenarios to this
Tom: all of which are terrible
Tom: 1) Mmm, manbaby headswap gets me so hot.
2) [after climaxing in 3 seconds] Well, that was fun! Chillin like villains, eh? What could that b- ah, ha ha ha!
3) I'm feeling horny. Time for some serious pornography. *gets as far as www.xtub before stopping* Actually! Better check the ol' RSS first...
Brad OFarrell: hahaha
Brad OFarrell: it was EXACTLY 3
Jul 28th
Australians.
Tom: you've got six months
Brad OFarrell: no we don't the previous security act was about to expire this summer, and there was one up to be voted on, and it had already been revised, and having it revised again would create a lapse in security, which is exactly what he was saying.
Tom: how long does it take to revise it
Brad OFarrell: Really Tom? It apparently took months between the first and second. Are you saying that Obama and the democrats should've kept filibustering until it was perfect, and allow a lapse in security in the mean time to prove a point?
Tom: I mean - the lapse wouldn't happen until summer
Tom: I'm not saying it's perfect
Brad OFarrell: it IS the summer
Brad OFarrell: hallo
Brad OFarrell: bizzaro world
Tom: oh ahahahah
Tom: sorry, winter here
Brad OFarrell: seasons
Brad OFarrell: retard!
Brad OFarrell: OH MY GOD
Tom: anyway well that does change things
Brad OFarrell: EVERYTHING KEVIN SAID ABOUT NON-AMERICANS GETTING ALL UPPITY ABOUT AMERICAN POLITICS IS TRUE
Tom: WHAT
Tom: DID HE SAY
Brad OFarrell: haha he just keeps saying people like you and Khayav and shit shouldn't care about American politics because you don't get to vote and you have no affect over it. And you don't even have all the facts on our country. Like what SEASON it is.
Jul 17th
"Moving typeface, splattering paint,...
BradOFarrell: ARE YOU AWARE OF THIS TREND I'M TALKING ABOUT? It's amazing how no one sees it as being potentially dated looking and lame in 10 years
Jeffrey Max: yeah i've been done with most of those things since they showed up one week in like 2002
BradOFarrell: yes
BradOFarrell: and they are also showing up on T shirt designs
BradOFarrell: it's like
BradOFarrell: people don't even recognize it as a thing
BradOFarrell: they're just like "artsy!"
BradOFarrell: It needs a name
Jeffrey Max: coin it
BradOFarrell: It needs a name that, when heard, people immediately know what you're referring to, even though they had never heard that term before, but they know EXACTLY what you're referring to, then you're able to make fun of it
BradOFarrell: EXAMPLE
BradOFarrell: "Theatre Kid Hair"
BradOFarrell: http://animefan25.tripod.com/images/Pokemon/todd2.jpg
Jeffrey Max: haaahahahahahahahahaha
Jul 14th
Sudden Infant Death Syndrome
Tom: I just go to the free clinic down the street
Tom: I don't even know the doctors names
Brad OFarrell: haha
Tom: just waltz in there
Brad OFarrell: free clinic = crabs
Tom: prostrate myself on the floor
Tom: HELP ME
Brad OFarrell: hhaha
Tom: I NEED HEALS
Brad OFarrell: haha
Brad OFarrell: thats how the school nurse is
Tom: both times it's been tonsilitis, incidentally
Brad OFarrell: god you would get tonsillitis you fucking baby
Tom: hey man tonsilitus hurts
Brad OFarrell: let me guess, after that it was an inner ear infection?
Tom: that shit is well painful
Brad OFarrell: then a bed rash?
Brad OFarrell: then SIDS?
Tom: chickenpox
Tom: ahaha SIDS
Tom: aaahahahahah
[...]
Tom: "In a particularly bad case of SIDS, the child pictured has literally exploded. His parents have to clear his remains from the ceiling via an elongated mop."
Brad OFarrell: why would they show a dead baby in a SIDS article? It's not like it's the harlequin fetus or something, it's like, a disease where you just flat out die for no reason, showing the corpse wouldn't be helpful, it'd just be like "Check it out a dead baby"
Brad OFarrell: Clicking the image would progress through a slide show of JPEGs of someone poking it with a stick until it rolls over
[...]
Tom: at the same time, Something I Can Never Have by Nine Inch Nails started playing
Brad OFarrell: haha
Tom: and it was like I was watching a montage of clips of McCain being an idiot
Brad OFarrell: haha
Tom: except it was just the one and when it finished and NIN kept going I was like "oh"
Brad OFarrell: I kind of hope he just dies on like october 28th
Brad OFarrell: that'd be really convenient
Tom: "In a particularly bad case of SIDS, McCain has literally exploded. His supporters have to clear his remains from the ceiling via an elongated mop."
Brad OFarrell: hahaah
Brad OFarrell: "Apparently his baby face cheeks were storing up infantitus for all these years, like so much squirrels."
Tom: aaaaaahahahahahaaha
Tom: aaaahahahahahahaha
Tom: for seventy years
Tom: "PRESIDENTIAL HOPEFUL KILLED BY ACCUMULATED BABY DEATH"
Jul 14th