Brad OFarrell Reblogs LOLCats

2009

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Aug 31st
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Aug 31st

John Hodgeman is amazing

(via John Hodgman) I HAD A WHOLE POST written inspired by Captain Joy’s very smart comment...
Aug 30th
1000lolz: via i291.photobucket.com
Aug 30th
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING CLIP EVER.
Aug 30th
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Wow what a cunt!
Aug 30th
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THIS. IS. AMAZING.
Aug 30th
Aug 30th

Print this out and leave it on your...

Aug 29th
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elspethjane: jamiew: davidcho: where’s your lightsaber? You look all depressed.
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
“Oh fuck I was caught! Wait. What—did I do...
Aug 29th
Aug 29th
Sometimes Digg is awesome.
Aug 29th
jamiew: szymon: Banksy on the streets of New Orleans ...
Aug 28th
Aug 28th
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moth: It’s so nice to see somebody shut Wolf Blitzer up, especially Caroline Kennedy. (via...
Aug 28th
Zazzle is fucking addictive.
Aug 28th
Listen Listen
“Breaking Out (Don’t Turn Your Back On The City)” by The Protomen. The first...
Aug 28th
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Yeah, it could’ve been executed better, but still, this nearly made me cry. I wanna watch that...
Aug 28th
elspethjane: urlesque: ://animalinsider: (via...
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
elspethjane: mathewparkin: robot-heart: scout: ...
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
“I SLAMMED MY LEGS CLOSED TO CATCH AN M&M AND CRUSHED MY...”
—  brad o’farrell (via...
Aug 27th
Aug 27th
iGoogle is basically the best thing ever.
Aug 27th
rore: Man With No Name (Eastwood/Leone) This is an...
Aug 27th
devondunphy: How history books will tell the story in 4008.
Aug 27th
“It stopped. Do I flip it over?”
— Referring to a VHS tape. (via...
Aug 27th
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Aug 27th
Aug 26th
“Everything he does is a cry for help.”
— my psychologist to my parents,...
Aug 26th
Aug 26th

An autistic kid ripped his videos

farfromsubtletv: Jesus, he's even posting slowed down versions of our videos.
farfromsubtletv: ...
farfromsubtletv: And SPED UP ONES!
Aug 26th
Upload a 3D model, pay $50-150, get a...
Aug 26th
rore: siddman:riotrepublic: (link)
Aug 26th
1000lolz: I’ll take credit for spotting this and making...
Aug 26th
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floraflora: “control yourself, take only what you need from it” ashliej:Iceland Furry on Vimeo...
Aug 26th
Slashdot outraged that DNC video streaming...
Aug 26th
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Aug 26th
High School Friend: so has the b man got any action? i just fuck hood rats a high dollar escorts like spitzer
High School Friend: well not spitzer
BradOFarrell: Oh yeah. I'm a homo. That was actually a while ago. I'm dating someone as of July.
High School Friend: cool good for you
High School Friend: well man i gotta go i will talk to you later have a good one
BradOFarrell: ha later
High School Friend: wait a minute are you serious
BradOFarrell: uh. ... yeah?
High School Friend: really never heard anything about that
BradOFarrell: Weird. Lynda was basically the only person to have a whole weird freak out about it. Like, no one else cared. Figured it would've made it to the office. She thought I had some explaining to do to Lindsay, who she thought was in love with me. It was so retarded. Lindsay was like "What?"
High School Friend: yeah Lynda never said anything about it doesn't bother me as long as your happy
BradOFarrell: That's a weird phrase. No one is ever happy.
Aug 26th
Dad: how much if you made a website for me
BradOFarrell: What do you need one for?
Dad: to project to the world that iam the greatest man that ever lived
Dad: or consulting
BradOFarrell: Irony.
Aug 26th
travors: Garfield Minus Garfield Paperback, Random House
Aug 26th
xandra: best kids room EVER. (via Geekologie)
Aug 25th
Tom: /edit - dammit it's SOME phoenix down
BradOFarrell: no it's not
BradOFarrell: Phoenix Down is a quantifiable item
Tom: some down from a phoenix
Tom: phoenix down is made of phoenix down
BradOFarrell: But, the item, Phoenix Down
BradOFarrell: is--it has units
BradOFarrell: you only use one of those units
Tom: yeah
Tom: it's shorthand for like
Tom: "a bag of phoenix down"
BradOFarrell: I don't think it is
BradOFarrell: I think it's a single feather
Tom: but down is a word like water
BradOFarrell: I know but Water Bottle is still one thing
Tom: like, you can't have "a water"
Tom: exactly
Tom: bottle of water
Tom: bag of down
BradOFarrell: They're using Phoenix Down not down from a phoenix
Tom: THAT'S WHAT PHOENIX DOWN IS
Tom: DOWN FROM A PHOENIX
BradOFarrell: That's just flavor text
BradOFarrell: it's still a quantifiable item
Tom: n... that's it's NAME
BradOFarrell: you have one and are only using one.
Tom: one UNIT
Tom: also down is quantifiable, you mean to say discrete
BradOFarrell: I don't care that you know more about talkin words than I do
BradOFarrell: you're so wrong about this
Tom: I refuse
Tom: -> shower
BradOFarrell: What makes you assume it's --NO
BradOFarrell: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THEY USE MORE THAN ONE DOWN FEATHER AT A TIME?
BradOFarrell: FUCK YOU TOM
BradOFarrell: FUCK
BradOFarrell: YOU
BradOFarrell: AND YOUR GODDAMN SHOWER
BradOFarrell: I hope you have fun covering yourself with all those waters
Aug 25th
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Trying not to cry while screaming angrily = Insanity.
Aug 25th
kenyatta: Brad O’Farrell on the Hierarchy of Fame.
Aug 25th
dominik Rothbard: The unusuals was officially picked up!!
dominik Rothbard: i just got a personal email from the creator asking me not to take any other work
dominik Rothbard: :)
BradOFarrell: awesome!
BradOFarrell: YAY
dominik Rothbard: double yay!
BradOFarrell: My boyfriend's got a TV show
dominik Rothbard: hehe
dominik Rothbard: you know it
BradOFarrell: I always thought "You know it" is invariably given in lieu of a clever reply to an easy set up.
dominik Rothbard: fuck you
dominik Rothbard: i'm in a hospital
dominik Rothbard: i'm not worried about being clever
dominik Rothbard: you just ruined this for me
BradOFarrell: "You were with two chicks last night, eh?" "You know it!" "Heh."
dominik Rothbard: thanks alot
BradOFarrell: Aw.
BradOFarrell: I'm sorry :(
dominik Rothbard: hehe
BradOFarrell: DAMNIT
BradOFarrell: My response should've been
BradOFarrell: "You know it!"
Aug 25th
Virtual Cat
Aug 25th
Magazines are for Crazy People
Aug 25th
“Atheism leaves a man to sense, to philosophy, to natural...”
— Francis Bacon
Aug 25th
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Aug 25th
Immersive Letter
Aug 25th
(via craytonc)
Aug 25th

I still don't know who this is.

deadlytrout: Are you planning to circumnavigate the globe?
Brad O'Farrell: Secretly, yeah.
Aug 24th

A quick Biden primer...

via NPR Senator Joe Biden is a (pro-choice) Catholic with strong working-class roots in his...
Aug 24th
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nickmcglynn: If you watch the TV show ‘The Wonder Years’ without the voice over narration, it’s 95%...
Aug 24th
jacobbijani: Cool graphic, obvious article.
Aug 24th
From Digg: “Link tries to Help, but not before...
Aug 24th
Brad O'Farrell: You live in a world where the art of film is unimportant and camera specs are.
Joe: that's what happens when you wanna be a DP
Brad O'Farrell: no, you're an idiot
Brad O'Farrell: if you don't care about art--no matter what aspect of production you're in--you're ruining whatever it is you're working on.
Aug 24th
“You’re Puss in Boots, the one who tricks the...
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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bendickinson: damn biden! via zachklein:
Aug 23rd
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D:
Aug 23rd
Aug 23rd
jamiew: stevewoolf beard growth: day 1: quite an...
Aug 23rd

Lesbians = Internet

Christopher: You tried to hang with my sister at all?
BradOFarrell: oh
BradOFarrell: yeah I did actually
BradOFarrell: during pride
BradOFarrell: a few months ago
Christopher: oh cool
Christopher: have fun?
BradOFarrell: yeah
Christopher: rock on
BradOFarrell: she was having problems with her gf that night though
BradOFarrell: or her gf was having problems with her
Christopher: girls got more issues than guys always
Christopher: i love gay and lesbianess
Christopher: but honestly
Christopher: i always thot
Christopher: the girl girl thing seemed like a dramafest by nature
Christopher: horrible stereotype... i know
Christopher: haha
Christopher: but i was raised with 4 women
Christopher: and they never STOPPED
BradOFarrell: yeah, I guess since girl girl sex doesn't really work you're just two personalities getting increasingly more insane by their awkward relationship to one another. It's exactly like the Internet. The Internet was a precursor to massive lesbianism all along. <--- Called it.
Aug 23rd
Aug 22nd
tumblinas: psst…. a floweh for you…
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
kenyatta: jonic: glinner: Daily Kos: FOUND: John McCain...
Aug 22nd
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Aug 22nd
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devondunphy: Gotta ask yourself - How great do you feel?
Aug 22nd
Samantha: I just bought new jeans.
Me: I hate buying jeans. It's torturous.
Samantha: My sister's friend just went to Levi's. She's a double 00 and looked amazing in these white jeans.
Me: Ugh, that whore.
Samantha: She's 13.
Me: Oh.
Aug 22nd
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Awesome. I love the production staff laughing on him in the background.
Aug 22nd
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BEST. ENDING. EVER.
Aug 22nd
Chris Hansen is a dick. (I made this at work)
Aug 22nd
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livejamie: Best. Video. Response. Ever.
Aug 22nd

Best of Best of Craigslit

My women Date: 2008-08-13, 6:40AM EDT Laura. You were hot. I was not. You let me fuck you because...
Aug 22nd
Aug 22nd
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This is probably the most historically important video to ever be posted on YouTube.
Aug 22nd
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Main character with a chainsaw arm. An enemy named Herr Frederick Von Twirlenkiller that punches...
Aug 21st

From now on I will only take medical...

desolatetrout: Let's discuss botany!
BradOFarrell: I've had a localized increase of intracranial (SKULL) pressure for months. And a swollen lymph node. And general itching.
desolatetrout: hello!
BradOFarrell: Hi.
desolatetrout: how are you?
BradOFarrell: Uh--aside from POSSIBLE BRAIN TUMOR, I dunno, fine?
desolatetrout: why do you think you have a possiable brain tumor?
BradOFarrell: I'VE HAD A LOCALIZED INCREASE OF INTRACRANIAL PRESSURE FOR MONTHS.
desolatetrout: did you get to see a doctor?
BradOFarrell: I have about the itching and lymph node and they've done blood work and a full panel of most STDs and allergens and general conditions and found nothing. I'm trying to schedule and appointment but my primary care doctor's a dick and the doctor I went to for a second opinion is delisted from the site I use for some reason.
BradOFarrell: by the way
BradOFarrell: who is this?
desolatetrout: do you live in the states?
desolatetrout: do you have medical insurance?
BradOFarrell: Yes, yes.
desolatetrout: a co-pay?
BradOFarrell: low.
desolatetrout: how much do you pay out of pocket for these things?
desolatetrout: is your insurance through work?
desolatetrout: that means they take out o' yer paycheck, right?
BradOFarrell: Yeah.
desolatetrout: this be DH, by th' way.
BradOFarrell: I've paid like 25 for each doctor visit (several) and paid 40 for the general bloodwork.
BradOFarrell: DH?
desolatetrout: can ye see any physician ye like or arr ye on a plan. ...ARRRR!
desolatetrout: i dern't really know a thin' about medical insurance.
BradOFarrell: I dunno who DH is
desolatetrout: aye. ...ARRRRR!
desolatetrout: can ye afford ter shell out $25 dollars every time? ...ARRRRR!
BradOFarrell: You have to be more specific. I know a lot of pirates.
desolatetrout: like, ter me, that always seemed prohibitive... ...ARRRR!
desolatetrout: wert do ye think be th' logic behind co-pays? ...ARRR!
BradOFarrell: Yeah I can afford it though.
desolatetrout: Avast! if people have ter pay their money they'll be less likely ter see a doctor?
desolatetrout: therefore, less payout fer th' insurance company? ...ARRRRRR!
BradOFarrell: I think to deter hypochondria but it kind of just makes it expensive.
desolatetrout: that be cruel.
BradOFarrell: Well, the sea is a salty mistress.
BradOFarrell: I srsly forgot who this is.
desolatetrout: Avast! it should really be up ter a doctor an' a patient ter decide who be bein' a hypochondriac.
desolatetrout: this be DH.
BradOFarrell: What does DH stand for?
desolatetrout: if ye had yer druthers, wert werd ye do about American health care?
desolatetrout: a socalized system? ...ARRRRRRRR!
desolatetrout: DH doesn't really stand fer anythin' really, it be just two letters that i use.
desolatetrout: ye didn't just type 'lesbians' did ye?
BradOFarrell: http://bradofarrell.tumblr.com/post/46728359/
desolatetrout: i get it. ...ARRRRRRRRR!
desolatetrout: it makes it seem like i talk like a pirate. ...ARRRRRRRR!
desolatetrout: clever. ...ARRRRRRR!
BradOFarrell: ....This is like Joe vs the Volcano, isn't it.
Aug 20th
Pistol-packing woman, 85, forces intruder to...
Aug 20th
Aug 20th
Please come out in America, please come out in America,...
Aug 20th
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Pre-Disney Times Square
Aug 20th
BradOFarrell: I probably go through 20 LOLCats a day
BradOFarrell: I say "go through" like how someone 'goes through' a book, y'know?
BradOFarrell: I've replaced books with LOLCats
BradOFarrell: I stand by my choice.
Aug 20th
“It’ll beat the shit out of grooming a horse.”
— Sega, on The House of the...
Aug 20th
Aug 20th
Toddler starved to death for not saying...
Aug 20th
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Aug 20th

Generation gap. Among other things.

Dad: Hi son
Dad: How was Canada
BradOFarrell: complicated
Dad: intriguing
Dad: answer
Dad: What part your love life
Dad: logisitices
Dad: Utube
Dad: the border
Dad: Speaking French
BradOFarrell: it was Toronto
BradOFarrell: not Montreal
Dad: Toronto is supposed to be beautiful in the fall
Dad: Did u know u have to be bi-lingual to be a Canadian Officer - Lieutenant Colonel
Dad: not answering complicated ? - must mean your love life
BradOFarrell: stop saying that
Dad: yr like a lot life?
Dad: yr just friends life
Dad: it is complicated
Dad: You will think someday - you know I know why Dad kept getting Clogs thrown at him
Dad: U know brad - U are a great son - I hope we can grow our relationship stronger over time
BradOFarrell: uh
Dad: I really want to hear from you and know how you are doing
BradOFarrell: I'm at work
Dad: I meaning long term - not just for this chat
Dad: give me a call every once in a while and tell me about your life
BradOFarrell: You should just follow me on Twitter or something.
Dad: ok
BradOFarrell: That was a joke. Please don't follow my Twitter.
...
Tom: that tumblr post kinda makes me feel sorry for your dad
BradOFarrell: I know but in a funny Abe Simpson way.
Aug 19th
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Classic fail.
Aug 19th
juliaallison: Congratulations, NY Mag and photographer...
Aug 19th
juliaallison: I am significantly less so than I was a...
Aug 19th
Get out of the shot, retard.
Aug 19th
Aug 19th

Katie Couric asks Digg for questions to...

Aug 18th
McCain: Actually a democrat.
Aug 18th
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Classic fail.
Aug 18th
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Aug 18th
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POOL’S CLOSED
Aug 18th
dalasverdugo: youpy: South Oakley Avenue, Chicago, via...
Aug 18th
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devondunphy: “We all know, it wasn’t somethin that happened twenty years ago, but now it’s happen’...
Aug 16th
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rocketboom: A Short Love Story in Stop Motion
Aug 15th
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Ponce is fucking awesome. “Don’t boycott Tropic Thunder, boycott National Down Syndrome...
Aug 15th
devondunphy: life
Aug 15th
Aug 15th
BradOFarrell: Someone should do a parody of Apatow doing an action movie, where the whole movie is them talking about how they have to defeat some monster and then he defeats the monster in a 2 minute montage and then the princess is like "Well, now that you defeated that monster I totally forgive you for cumming in my eye earlier."
YattaCheese: i thought that was the plot from narnia
Aug 15th
Thank you for my rage.
Aug 14th
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dalasverdugo: Using Photographs to Enhance Videos of a Static Scene (via Vimeo) Nerdy video...
Aug 14th
Biggest injustice in this picture? He’s not taking the...
Aug 13th
rocketboom: New trend in outdoor decorations: circular...
Aug 13th
dalasverdugo: azspot: washingtonpost.com If it works,...
Aug 13th
Aug 13th
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It was basically just The Brady Bunch.
Aug 13th
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jamiew: TILA TEQUILA, T-Pain, J-Shin “Send Me an Email” (via SouthbeatRecords) Tila, could you...
Aug 12th
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juliaallison: elasticwaist: Is It Wrong To Sleep With A Married Man? Okay. Hmm. Hmmmm. Those...
Aug 12th
1000lolz: World’s Oldest Guido He’s still hitting the...
Aug 12th

IMPORTANT DOGS

Laika, was the first Earthling to be sent into space. She was a docile Russian mutt that was taken...
Aug 12th
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Catching up on the Internet, since I’ve been gone all weekend. This is a video of Tyra...
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
1000lolz: pilnick: via cagle.com
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
Troll tricks MMORPG GM into cybering, GM gets...
Aug 11th
Aug 11th
rocketboom: Fishy?
Aug 11th
M-Joe-M: Just left Tony vs. Paul's home
BradOFarrell: ?
M-Joe-M: Tony vs. Paul? From youtube?
BradOFarrell: I'm so fucking close to blocking you.
Aug 6th
elspethjane: Probably the best thing that’s come from my...
Aug 6th
Five Word / Haiku Game Review
Aug 6th
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Ahhh new found respect for Paris Hilton is hurting my brain.
Aug 5th
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“After his 3-yr old cousin Joshua was diagnosed with Luekemia, Chuck Guarino and friends...
Aug 5th
dalasverdugo: teaparty (via...
Aug 5th
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elspethjane: Mysterious Hexagon on Saturn.
Aug 5th
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devondunphy: The ends the best. Hilarious and horrible. :D / :(
Aug 5th
Obama backers Bernie Mac and Morgan Freeman...
Aug 4th
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LOL, the show is actually called “VIRAL” It’s like a PBS show.
Aug 4th
Oh, hai, I wrote this article...
Aug 4th
This is a screen grab from Conan O’Brien.
Aug 4th
obamaporn: (via montymash) The media loves him!
Aug 4th

ronen: I think it's time

ronen: I think it’s time to become someone else again Tip: Reply with ‘whois...
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
Via PosterBoy
Aug 3rd
Aug 1st
A Russian advertising executive who sued her...
Aug 1st
Aug 1st
dropoutfilms: Nunavut Alright Nunavut, I’ll see your...
Aug 1st
This joke never stops being funny.
Aug 1st
1000lolz: Coffin Car This kid’s ahead of the game.
Aug 1st

Culling

BradOFarrell: they almost never feature vlogs anymore.
Jill: there are tons of examples
Jill: she is not a vlogger i am not a vlogger
BradOFarrell: Yeah you are.
BradOFarrell: How are you not a vlogger?
Jill: i do skits- i dont sit and talk about my day - isnt a vlogger a person who talks about real life?
Jill: i am not like my character -
BradOFarrell: Vloggers don't "talk about their day" they all do sketches. Still camera shots of individuals dancing to music or something with iMovie filters is still a vlogger. They NEVER feature that kind of stuff anymore. It's not prejudice, it's a genre thing, it's only appealing to a niche audience, things only get featured if they know they would be appealing to a mass audience. Like short films and animations and handheld camera shots of interesting things.
Jill: they still feature a lot of vloggers in the categories- how to, people and vlogs- i edit in final cut- i work with a creative team for ideas- i put out a weekly webisodes- its not about me- it doesnt matter, its just utube- not the only video site out there
BradOFarrell: Well, it's not "favoritism" for them to be discerning judges of quality. They feature things to filter content that people would want to watch. It doesn't mean everyone's videos are automatically deserving of being featured, it means the opposite of that. If they did start featuring you because of your 'loyalty' then THAT would be favoritism.
Jill: ok
Jill: i understand what ur saying- but i know for a fact they throw features up wth people they are friends with
BradOFarrell: Oh they do not. I'm friends with half of the editors and they have never featured me. And I've never asked them to feature me or cared. How do you know they're "friends" with the people they feature a lot? It could just be that they feature them a lot because those people consistently make great content. You're assuming it's personal when it's about the quality of the videos. MyDamnChannel is "friends" with the editors, and if they could feature us all the time, they would, but they intentionally don't feature the same people all the time because they know it makes people angry. They're specifically going out of their way to try to NOT do what you're accusing them of doing, and you're accusing them anyway, just because they've never featured you. Most people on the site have never been featured and never will be featured, it's not something you can count on and it's not a magic bullet that suddenly makes you a brand, if your brand is good it should be able to stand on it's own.
Aug 1st

It's funny because it's true.

BradOFarrell: I had an idea at one point--
BradOFarrell: the only way to start a meme legitimately is to do it anonymously
BradOFarrell: because it only becomes a meme when no one can take credit for it
BradOFarrell: otherwise they feel like they're praising an individual
yattacheese: :)
BradOFarrell: BUT BUT the idea was
BradOFarrell: to start a meme on 4chan
BradOFarrell: and it would be an exact copy-paste-text meme
BradOFarrell: but the text would be carefully chosen to have an indisputable decodable message that cite's the creator
yattacheese: i think Christianity started out that way.
BradOFarrell: haha
Aug 1st