holypeaches:

holypeaches:

I BEG TO DIFFER.

when I was 10, my mom’s friend came to visit us. she brought her son. I had to spend 4 months, sleeping in the same bed as him. 

he would kick me in his sleep.

EVERY. FUCKING. NIGHT.

fuck you, sleeping alone is bliss.

what are you doing 

When I was a virgin I used to hate sleeping alone, it made me feel so lonely, I was always like “man I wish I had someone to cuddle :( :( :(“

Then after being in a long term relationship I realized sleeping with someone else sucks, it’s way too hot unless you leave the air conditioner on and you have less room in the bed and if you get horny there’s usually not really anything you can do about it. And you’re way more likely to get horny because there’s a fucking person in your bed. But you can’t have sex with them because they’re sleeping but you also can’t just sit there and jerk off on their back.

Sleeping alone is awesome.