jakefogelnest:

Whitney Cummings - Princess Complex: STRAIGHT UP BLOG ON LANA DEL REY

whitneycummings:

Folks.

The interwebsphere is a buzz with Lana Del Rey post SNL hatred. I just thought I would do something I never do and give my opinion on it. (irony)

I have many random thoughts. First, everybody calm down. It’s a little troubling that when a young girl fails at something that we keep…

Hey look. Whitney wrote a good thing about Lana Del Rey. Now we wait for snarky bloggers to tear Whitney and Lana apart at the same time! Get a job, you goddamn jackyls.

Warm Regards,

Jake Fogelnest

And before you come at me with a painfully predictable response, let me say this: I am a 33 year-old man. I am not interested in dating an emerging pop star in her 20’s, nor the star of a television sitcom in her 30’s. You and I both know what a HUGE pain in the ass either of those things would be. 

Confession: I watched the first few episodes in Whitney in a genuine attempt to like it. But it didn’t take. (Also, good post Whitney Cummings.)